Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

cum of kids

Zach is dyslexic. Lol

Zach and his friends were playing jackbox and he couldn't spell the word on so instead he put of after the game zachs prompt was cum of kids

by R-DUCK March 4, 2025

All Cummed Up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger

"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"

by FunGuyRobbie March 13, 2024

Super cum man

When Superman cums

I’m super cum man

by Daisyfan950 May 20, 2023

Cum

The white stuff I put on your mom.

Your mom made me cum.

by bob1234657sex April 13, 2022

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

Cum

A refreshing beverage

Normally served at restaurants and cafes before meals

Waiter: “What would you like?”

Guy: “ooh I wouldn’t mind drinking your cum”

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023