Mr. Mushroom Head

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Red-headed stepchild

Term from rural America describing person who is socially outcast and easily picked on. Usually meeting the business end of a fist, boot, broomstick, bat, broken bottle, and/or foreign objects of injurious force. Often at the end of the tag line, "I'll beat you like a..."

"Hey you boy, yeah you. We don't take kindly to new folk lookin' funny like that. You best be leavin' or I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild"

by Bloody Abo September 5, 2006

french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

by <rob> June 19, 2006

East Potato Head

Like Potato Head but towards Latvians

Plural: East Potato Head

Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian

Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head

by Porg009 May 28, 2023

Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017

You are a poopy head

You are a poopy head means you are annoying or mean

You are a poopy head which is typiciclly used by 5 year old children

by Uni160 on TikTok January 19, 2022