Puck to the Face Argument

An argument that an individual will make despite the fact they don't believe the central premise of their own argument. An argument that's made just to argue.

This is such a puck to the face argument, Chris, you don't even believe that WWF wrestling is real.

by RalphMonkey June 9, 2008

Kill Me In The Face

phrase used to express the feeling when you are completely and utterly fed up with a situation

I had to sit in traffic for two fucking hours last night, Kill Me In The FACE.

or....

Nana Sue and her colastamy bag are coming to visit this weekend; honestly, Kill Me In The Face.

by list-easy October 9, 2008

Big Dick Face

A gentleman with facial features that indicate he probably has a large penis.

Normally I wouldn't date someone like that but I'm a size queen and he has big dick face so I took a chance and it paid off. I'm still sore.

by Jay79 June 20, 2010

Cactus Face

A Mexican that refuses to speak Spanish.

Joe: Hola como estas?
Cactus face: Hey what's up!

by JoeQKCK June 23, 2011

So's Your Face

The ultimate comeback, because really, who would want it to be their face? Answer: NO ONE. This snazzy phrase often leaves the victims speechless, weeping or just plain confused.

Asshole: Hey FAG those pants look like spandex!
Fag: So's your face.
Asshole: *in shock*

Elderly Lady: Excuse me young lady but you have to pay for that!
Teenager: So's your face.
Elderly Lady: *passes out*

by Landa September 4, 2007

two-faced bitch

a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid

i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!

by jellie96 January 6, 2010

kill your face

1:)Process of destroying ones facial area(ie collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face).

2:)Putting a stop to the overwhelming use of makeup and other facial products creating a synthetic plastic look.

3:)Act of picking ones face while high on crystal meth.

1:) Kill your face with a vodka bottle pimp slap.

2:) Kill your face with caustic spray.

3:) Visiting Yahoo OMG! and having the computer explode in your face.

by FaceKiller Deadlips January 28, 2009