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Nut

I just got my pods filled
“Oh, NUT.”
by flavortowncentral October 2, 2018
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Sneaky nuts release

When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.
Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!
by TheGrizard October 8, 2018
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Nut

A food you eat(what else would you think?)
Those salted nuts are gooood!
by Leninaut May 29, 2018
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NUT

u are a nut bruv
u are a dumbass, u are a nut
by ugebqoqg April 25, 2018
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Lung nut

When you bust a nut into someone’s tracheotomy (neck hole) and the cum drips down into their lungs and then comes back as CUNY flem.
Bro I just busted a lung nut in Betty and coughed a huge load up.
by Big Betty Nutt May 30, 2018
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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