April 24th Day

it’s stay away from men day! (Not all just a lot of em) stay inside!

-hey you coming out with us?
-nope it’s April 24th Day gotta stay in

by misshalodew April 20, 2021

Away Day Scran

Scran that greatley increases in value on a return journey of an away game, due to the incredible hunger of travellers.

"Give me a jammy dodger" said Griff
"Have u any idea how valuable this Away Day Scran becomes on the way home" said Chris

by nibalata26 January 5, 2010

National girlfriend day

August 4th. A day to celebrate your female soulmate.

Happy national girlfriend day babe!

by Lonelyasf October 4, 2020

bad brain day

A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).

I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.

by maximo hudson June 29, 2009

simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008

Send nudes day

April 18 The day where you send nudes

Where you send some on a picture naked is a send nudes day

by Nudes day April 18, 2020

National Incest day

National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.

William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?

Ava: what is it Will?

William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?

Ava: *whimpers*

by Ceder Conley April 18, 2020