Getting brown maced 

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

Getting brown maced by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

Michigan Brown musket 

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

Michigan Brown musket by Musket man January 30, 2025

Little Brown Bear 

A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"

He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.

(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Brown Bear by Autistic and Bisexual February 1, 2025

The brown mark 

The brown mark is a sign someone is out to get you. Usually done by the act of shitting on/in someones bag. The sign is more extreme if the shit starts in the bag and goes out onto the ground in one long trail.

Archie left the brown mark on Kierans bag

The brown mark by Brownmarker February 5, 2025

Owen brown 

A very masculine looking man who has a very feminine personality.

He is such an Owen Brown right now.

Owen brown by Daquan Miller February 8, 2025

Aaliyah Brown

This girl has a very close resemblance to miss piggy. Her favourite pass times are shagging drug dealers and police officers in the back of cars, and also stuffing her face with greggs (and anything else that remotely resembles food). She claims she’s fucked in the head due to mental health.. but in reality, she’s just an attention seeking bitch.

Stevie: “Who’s Aaliyah Brown?”
Jack: “That big fat bitch from Prestwich”

Stevie: “Oh yeah, I know who she is now!”

Aaliyah Brown by Jack Finlay February 25, 2025

Bungo Brown Eye 

The act of inserting Wasabi Peas, into your partners anus during doggie style sex.

I gave Bunny a Bungo Brown Eye last night, and she got so tight I came instantly!

Bungo Brown Eye by Vyse Oner March 2, 2025