jew you up

To totally fuck someone else up. jewd

Ill jew you up if you don't suck my cock.

by Funky No Meister May 16, 2005

I like you for who you are

Something a guy says to:
a) get an ugly chick into bed
b) get a chick some self-esteem cuz he loves her (most of the time co-existing with above)

a)
*Why do you like me? I'm fat and ugly!
*Cuz I like you for who you are... now lets have some fun, k?
b)
*Omg! I am so fat and ugly, how can you stand me?
*I like you for how you are...

by MizMulenko May 31, 2004

I love you

I Love You commonly used by a man to a woman just so he can get laid. it is the male ace in the hole one it comes to getting ass from a woman. Normaaly, the women fall right for this trick and give their male compainon sexual intercourse or "the bum bum sexings".

Woman: Why should we do it i don't know if we are ready yet.
Man: Honey, I love you and thats all that should matter.
Woman: Oh my god........Lets have the bum bum sexings.

by The Mclovein Is here August 30, 2007

See you Late

bye, later, owned

You coming out tonight?
Yeah?
ok, SEE YOU LATE!!

Or

You got SEE YOU LATED by that punch

by Monney August 19, 2009

you get shot

you get shot is the result of wearing the wrong clothes in the wrong place.

"you get shot wearing that in my hood."

by MeatwadATHF August 27, 2006

You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you

1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener

by Sexual sex September 21, 2005

Spiderman That Hoe YOU

It is when you jerkoff, and right before you jerk off, you nut on your hand and throw it at a girls face then you run off web slinging

Spiderman that hoe you, One nightStand

by Alenadro Jihad March 6, 2008