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this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
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bubble fucking

Is when you make multiple bubbles from one singular bubble. Thus, creating bubble "offspring". Nickole--
I was bubble fucking today it was quite entertaining
by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014
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fat fuck

by Truthful187 December 5, 2013
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fuck and follow

When you fuck a guy/girl and proceed to follow them on social media after doing so.
Oh she just fuck and followed that guy? K then
by puagmba March 29, 2015
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Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.
Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."
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Fuckin fuck.

The go-to "slang" word you use when you grew up in New England (more specifically Maine.)

Example:

When you're living in your parents basement and your father from New York blames it on your poor life choices and ignorant vocabulary.

"Why do you swear so much- you're going to slip up at work and get in trouble!"

"No I won't!" (As you clumsily drop the glass of milk that you've "borrowed" from your parents as tears stream down your face in angst of your looming student loans), and then spit out "Shit. Wtf? Fuckin Fuck."

Then- your mother (also from New York) stares blankly at you and says "See!" in disappointment.
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fucking a goose

To screw some thing up or currently screwing something up
Yo mike is fucking a goose with that tee shirt business
by Biggecheese69 August 23, 2018
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