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Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.
I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021
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Friend

Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.

The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life

Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
by publicownedhome March 18, 2021
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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
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Best Friend

There are many definitions for best friend. But to me a Best friend is:
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of

Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.
Best friend would do this

Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!
by Id rather not say. August 24, 2023
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OOTD Friend

OOTD - Outfit of the day

An OOTD Friend is someone who uses people when it looks good for them. They will throw them away when they don’t want them anymore.
Brittany isn’t a real friend she’s an OOTD Friend
by YourLocalBonerGarage December 17, 2019
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Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
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Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.
by 937463829 February 2, 2019
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