John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
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this name is an unspoken name that should never be used as a name as well, this man is a nasty, genshin, gremlin, cant see his eyes, little boy, hentai hair gummy bear headass tranny lookin dumbass bitchass schizo freak. cant even choose a hair color whore. (post made by two trannies)
one day… a human walks up to another human being
“h-h-h-h-have you heard about…” *whispers quietly and quickly in ear* “red” THE OTHER HUMAN BEING GASPS
“HOW DARE YOU SAY THE UNSPOKEN R WORD”
other humans look around as that caught their attention them whispering to eachother
*whisper whisper* “that tranny bitch thats robins boyfriend?”
“yah i think so..”
THE HUMAN BEINGS CALL THE COPS AS THE COPS ARRIVE IMMEDIATELY
cops: “i have heard about someone talking about the…” he breathes heavily “the.. r word.. the.. the unspoken word”
he looks at who was being pointed at by everyone
“youre coming with me missy.”
“IM NON-BINARY”
“i dont care, you said the r word. might as well execute you at this point”
after this story was told all around town it was a thought never brought up again.
this is why you should NEVER >:( say the r word. ever.
“h-h-h-h-have you heard about…” *whispers quietly and quickly in ear* “red” THE OTHER HUMAN BEING GASPS
“HOW DARE YOU SAY THE UNSPOKEN R WORD”
other humans look around as that caught their attention them whispering to eachother
*whisper whisper* “that tranny bitch thats robins boyfriend?”
“yah i think so..”
THE HUMAN BEINGS CALL THE COPS AS THE COPS ARRIVE IMMEDIATELY
cops: “i have heard about someone talking about the…” he breathes heavily “the.. r word.. the.. the unspoken word”
he looks at who was being pointed at by everyone
“youre coming with me missy.”
“IM NON-BINARY”
“i dont care, you said the r word. might as well execute you at this point”
after this story was told all around town it was a thought never brought up again.
this is why you should NEVER >:( say the r word. ever.
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M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!
Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin
M: *goes to urban dictionary*
M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!
Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin
M: *goes to urban dictionary*
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