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cock whiplash

When your dick slips out of a vagina mid ride ride and it slaps against you causing immense pain "cock whiplash"
Person A: Dude when my girlfriend was riding me hard last night i got some serious cock whiplash.
Person B: OMG i feel your pain
by KarmaSutraMustardMan December 21, 2014
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cock wholoper

One who wholops a cock with great strength, masculinity, and furioucity
That cock wholoper just cut me off!!
by Cockwholopmaster😵 January 3, 2015
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PeePee-Cock

A word used to flag a statement as truth. PeePee-Cock is the undeniable argument. Once used it is impossible to disprove, there is no exception. A law of the universe with these key rules:

1) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used to combat another PeePee-Cock until a full week has passed.
2) A statement that is PeePee-Cock'd remains true for a single week without question.
3) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used on questions, only statements.
Person 1: Dude, I swear, I have to be one of the best Mid laners in League of Legends hisory.
Person 2: There's literally no way, you blow.
Person 1: Nope, I am the best. PeePee-Cock.
Person 2: Shit... alright. You're right. You are the best.
by CodeMonster1993 November 7, 2013
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alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 10, 2013
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cock hocker

A cock hocker is the load of semen ejaculated from ones cock.
I blew my cock hocker all over that bitches face.....
by Jdhog1975 December 16, 2013
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cock solid

Passing up a girl you could totally get with, so that your bruv can have a shot at sexing her up. Or in general any favor that you do for your friend to help get him laid.
Howard: Yo see that girl wearing a #YOLO baseball cap? She got a fine ass. Imma go put tha moves on her.
Winston: Ahh man I been eyeing her since we got here. Lemme go after that, bro do me a cock solid.
Howard: Aight, since you my boy.. but you owe me a cock solid.
Winston: ..Something don't sound right about this conversation... but anyway, thanks man!
by kreestopheles February 10, 2015
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cock stallion

A gay male whom works well with the penis.
by randylicious81 March 8, 2015
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