Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this

Oscar is a manure monkey

by Splatella November 24, 2025

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

Female Monkeys

See!? They DO have a thing! That's probably the thing I'm seeing.... Right? The scent you can see?

Hym "So female monkeys have it one could reasonably infer that people how something similar."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019