Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020
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Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!
by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019
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Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 23, 2024
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Meat Monkey

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 06, 2022
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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 02, 2017
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Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!
by heheheessdd May 31, 2025
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monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide
ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob
by timewaster45 September 28, 2022
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