friend zone

The state of being just a friend to somebody, usually for a very long time.

"Better to be an enemy than to be in the friend zone."

-Anonymous

by kw1kw1 December 15, 2011

False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)

A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.

Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."

by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012

Zoonecrophilia

The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.

I engaged in zoonecrophilia with my dead dog.

by N.A.P July 12, 2006

p'zoned

The term originated from the disgusting nature of Pizza Hut's P'Zones. When one is P'Zoned, they have been beaten very badly at something. See also owned and pwned.

The forum moderators P'Zoned that uppity newbie.

by ZhugeBrett September 7, 2003

The Zone

The state of Arizona.
Referring to Arizona.

New Mexico wanksta: "Yo, how zit goin my homie dogga gangsta g? How ya likin Albuquerque?

Arizona gangsta: "Dam shut the fuck up! Why you talk like that? I'm going back to The Zone...this place not even gangsta."

by Chizhi Worm April 25, 2009

friend zone

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.

Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies! Thats fucked up yo.

by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

Bro-zoned

Its the Ultimate level friend zone. It happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.

Boy: Girl I love you...
Girl: Sorry Boy but I only see you as a little brother...

BRO-ZONED!!!!!!!

by Dknight0404 April 17, 2014