sugar poop

When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.

Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.

by cnobes December 28, 2017

Sugar scrub

The rubbing of ones penis head on a cougars/milfs bush.

Marie told Andy- Bring me that thing over here so I can give it a little sugar scrub!

by A KY October 18, 2018

sugar face

an old pet's (usually a dog) white splotches of fur on their face

*looks at an old dog*

"aww look at that sugar face!"

by enbyfox April 22, 2021

refined sugar

Sugar that has been to finishing school and now thinks it’s somehow superior to everyday sugar

Everyday sugar: ‘It’s my round mate, can I get you a pint?’
Refined sugar: ‘Can you ask the fine barkeep if he has any champagne from 1956? That was a truly delectable vintage.’
Everyday sugar: ‘Are you aware of how much of a massive cunt you actually are?’

by Anonymous submissions March 31, 2023

Sugar Butt

When you go on a sweet binge, i.e sad mouth, the sugar is not able to be processed at the same rate as normal due to your body being disgusted by the piece of human filth you have become. This failure to process the physical manifestation of your depression leads to Sugar Butt, where your butt pays retribution for the acts of self loathing you have thrust upon it.

I knew as soon as I finished that 7th cookie that my future consisted of Sugar Butt

I woke up with the worst case of Sugar Butt this morning

My girlfriend and I got into a fight this morning as I pixie dusted over the bed due to my sugar butt.

by gs01071 January 30, 2020

Lord Sugar

Alan Michael Sugar, (born 24 March 1947) is a British business man, media personality, author, politician, and political adviser. In 1968, he started what would later become his largest business venture, consumer electronics company Amstrad.

Having previously sat on the Business Council for Britain and fronted a campaign promoting the benefits of apprenticeships, Lord Sugar was named as the government's Enterprise Champion in 2009, and appointed to the House of Lords as Baron Sugar of Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney. His Networth as of 2021 is £1.2billion which makes him the 123rd richest person in th UK. Lord Sugar donates his fees for his work on The Apprentice to Great Ormond Street Hospital.

Simon: Have you heard of Lord Sugar

Eric: Isn't he the rich guy that runs the apprentice?

Simon: Indeed he is

by Jacksucksatclips January 25, 2021

Sugar Gramps

When Ladies get too old to get a Sugar Daddy they need to get a SUGAR GRAMPS - preferably one that has one foot in the grave

"wow, Barb just turned 40 and is now single... she needs to get herself a rich SUGAR GRAMPS"

by babzilla August 20, 2011