An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
by shika August 24, 2007
Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"
Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."
by johnny myers April 23, 2009
a younger girl who engages in relations with boys/younger men for little to no satisfaction except to gain drugs and/or alcohol
Dude #1: What did you do last night
Dude #2: That weed whore, miss x. I had a joint and a rubber, and that's all I needed
Dude #2: That weed whore, miss x. I had a joint and a rubber, and that's all I needed
by satanhitler November 29, 2003
a woman who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and she still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home.
Janet Bender aka Luvamuffin aka homewrecking whore can be found on tagged.com, or facebook and loves to meet taken men whos ladies are at home pregnant. Will go as far as to pick the man up at the subway station and host for them to spend the night. Lives in Mechanicsville, MD and does not respond to the messages left to her by the women whos life she is messing up. shes old enough to be these mens mother................
by itsme12345 February 15, 2010
A female individual who constantly follows a male she is interested in having sex with. The intended male may sleep with said "whore shadow," but does not have any feelings towards her past the physical act of intercourse. The stalked male often doesn't know that he is being shadowed until turning around quickly and bumping into his predator.
David was thirsty from dancing in the club, so he decided to grab a drink at the bar. When he turned around after getting his drinks, he ran into his whore shadow, Lindsay - whom he had just ditched at another club.
by vicejenkins March 21, 2008
by ShawnaGraham September 27, 2011