A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual
Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...
Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome
Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome
by Tequila Mockingbird October 16, 2008
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by crabman250 January 9, 2010
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Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.
by Kalphat January 14, 2008
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Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.
Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.
Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.
Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.
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