Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
by DeSimone, Elizabeth January 3, 2007
Get the werewolf feet mug.Sexy men and women that have the ability to change into huge wolves and kill anyone who crosses their path. They come in many shapes and sizes so don't underestimate them.
by Sadies Adolpha November 19, 2012
Get the Werewolf mug.A monotheistic religion where followers believe in one god: Werner. Werner like the man-god Jesus first chose to introduce himself to the world through flesh. Despite his more recent decent from the heavens, he has existed through all of time, and before time began.
Man with phamplet: {Outside of a house; front door} (Knock, knock)
Individual at door: {Opens door} "Yes, may I help you?"
Man with phamplet: "Yes, I would like to talk to you about something very grave to your wellbeing. May I come in?"
Individual at door: "My wellbeing? Certainly, come in."
Man with phamplet: "If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell, covert to Wernoan!"
Individual at door: {Opens door} "Yes, may I help you?"
Man with phamplet: "Yes, I would like to talk to you about something very grave to your wellbeing. May I come in?"
Individual at door: "My wellbeing? Certainly, come in."
Man with phamplet: "If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell, covert to Wernoan!"
by I believe in Werner January 17, 2010
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Get the Werkced mug.werp (nown) dirt, rubbish, infection, junk, nonsense and pretty much everything else of that ilk.
werpish (adjective) scruffy, dirty, bad, too cold, too hot, smelly etc.
werpish (adjective) scruffy, dirty, bad, too cold, too hot, smelly etc.
I woke up feeling distinctly werpish. I went to the bathroom and looked at my tongue. It was covered in werp. I felt sick and werped all over the basin. When my wife saw this she went into a real werpy mood. I rang my daughter and she was sympathetic but had problems of her own. Her partner, an amicable and unwerpish person, could not start his car because of a werped out battery. So he took her car which left her to walk to work in very werpish weather.
by Wallace 1 December 24, 2008
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by NATHANSTEIN March 29, 2011
Get the Wert mug.1. An exclamation used as a form of agreement.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.
"Dude, that is one hot chick!"
- "Werd."
(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."
"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"
- "Werd."
(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."
"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"
by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004
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