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Vanilla sex

Chick: you actually enjoy missionary sex?
Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.
by Spicyyy December 26, 2019
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Vanilla Lesbians

Older women that live together but not in a romantic way.
"Man those ladies are vanilla lesbians"
"They're not lesbians they are vanilla lesbians"
by HAL&&VAL January 1, 2012
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vanilla punchline

A Vanilla Punchline is when someone laughs so hard while performing fellatio that the ejaculate quirts out of their nose.

Background: I've always wanted to do this. One night, some friends and I dreamed up a descriptive phrase for this practice.
She went down on me, and I managed to give her a vanilla punchline.
by saint_dave September 18, 2007
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Vanilla Whoreo

The opposite of a Whoreo, one whiteboy (stevey) gets it on with some "cookies"
steve wants to be in a vanilla whoreo
by Whitey112211 May 21, 2009
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Vanilla Gulp

Vanilla Gulp is when somebody drinks a cup of vanilla ( white ) substance in a huge gulp.
Susy decided for her 18th birthday to have a vanilla gulp. So one day she went to her friend Jack's house. Jack gave her a vanilla gulp for her birthday.
by Jack Garrison December 14, 2010
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Vanilloholic

A black male or female who is only attacted to white people. Typically a black male who will only date and fuck white females

Synonym (Whiteoholic)
Did you see Larnelle's new girlfriend Becky, he's such a vanilloholic!
by White Woman February 23, 2011
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Vanilla sexy

1. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who is of extremely pale complexion, and is strangely sexy because of it.

2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.

3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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1. "That man was so pale... and the fact that he is hot because of it is disturbing yet enticing"

2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"

2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
by smokeception November 9, 2012
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