1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.
by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023
Get the Twinky Link mug.Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!
by Forgeworld January 7, 2015
Get the Twinkie mug.The act of a man climaxing inside of a woman’s mouth. She proceeds to spit it back onto his penis. He then inserts his penis into her vagina. Next she lets the semen drip from her vagina down to her anus. Finally the man proceeds to push the semen into her rectum, thus having filled all three orifices, they have completed the act of a Twinkie.
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Get the Twinkie twins mug.Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
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A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
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