While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.
After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.
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Get the turkish hello mug.The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
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The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
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Get the Turkish goddess mug.When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.
Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”
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