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The Tuna Club

Highly prestigious fishing club located on Santa Catalina Island in Avalon. Members are mostly middle-aged to old men residing in southern California cities like Newport Beach, Laguna Beach, Dana Point who have more than enough money to fill the oceans they live in. Just to be a possible candidate for the club, you have to pay approx. $3000 a month and extra to be in tournaments. You get nothing but a club house in return, which isn't much help; you can't stay there and women are forbidden from the 2nd floor. So, not only do you have to pay the initial costs, but you have to own a yacht which you must provide with fuel to get there and back at least 3 times a year. Not that pleasant to be at the club house either with such a strict dress code: no jeans, no bare shoulders, close toed shoes... However, they do throw outrageously expensive and amazing parties in which they all drink so much the kids can do whatever they want (can you say martinis? Charge 'em on my dad's account).
Person A: So you and your dad golfing this weekend?
Person B: Doubt it. Father's Day weekend: The Tuna Club Opening Day.
Person A: Dude, bring me? I could use a wild weekend.
Person B: Only if you don't hurl on my mom's Manolo's again. She'll kill you.
Person A: Oh, that's right. Forgot about that damn dress code. Nah, my dad and I'll hit up the course out there, but I don't go to Catalina with oxfords and dress pants. I go with my rainbows, trunks, and tank tops.
by anonymousss213 May 26, 2010
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tuna steak

(n.) (too’na-stak)
In general terms the vagina, specifically the two outer rounded folds of adipose tissue that lie on either side of the vaginal opening and form the external lateral boundaries of the vulva.
I want to slide my nuts in between her big juicy tuna steak.
by A Guy Named Gal March 22, 2005
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sloppy tuna

Yo, this club sucks! Lets sniff out some sloppy tuna down in the carboards!
by Fadmo April 22, 2008
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tufta

Armenian word meaning stupid, messed-up, or something that doesn't make sense. Used by many rabiz people.

ARMENIANS ARE THE BEST
rabiz: ara et inch tufta mekena es kshum? (hey what messed-up car are you driving?)
vtec: bro jan, it's a honda crx.
by RABIZ November 15, 2004
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Red Tuna Sandwich

The act of two males having sex with one female who is menstrating, one of the two males is gay or bi therfore the bi male is in the ass "so he can imagine a guy or a girl" and the straight male is in the vagina. from five to ten feet away it appears to be a filthy Tuna sandwich.
last night me and my gay friend had sex with a girl on the rag. my sister walked in and said who's red tuna sandwich is that on your bed.
by muckmasterflex May 17, 2007
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tuna melt

a term for a vagina that smells like fish. See Bryttani for more
That girl has quite the tuna melt in her pants
by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011
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