turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!

“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”

by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

Teedle Toucher

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.

That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!

by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

gateway touch

A gateway touch is NOT a pc...it is defined as any contact, physicality, and/or touch that sets up, introduces, or leads to another touch, almost always successively more intimate than the previous contact or touch. Exactly like a gateway drug, but is in reference to physical contact.

Gateway touches are often used as an introduction to perhaps a slightly more intimate touch.

Perfect example: John, wanting to put his arm around his date during the movie, stretches, clears his throat, and brings his arm down gently behind his date's shoulder, and gently pulls her towards him, resting his hand on her shoulder protective.

by PseudoSubduedDude May 9, 2018

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Frog touch

When you don't want to cuddle because it's too hot but you still want to touch your boyfriend

We couldn't cuddle in the summer because it was too damn hot, so we just did the frog touch technique.

by TooHot2Cuddle December 4, 2019

Ms.Touhy

A briber who loves candy and sweets only talks about her kids. She makes A VERY HARD VOCABULARY TEST FOR MICROSOFT AND MAKES KIDS GO TRY HARD

WHY MRS.TOUHY!?!?!?
MS.TOUHY IS THE BEST TEACHER

by Mr. Chance of Pembroke Pines December 16, 2019