Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.
by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025
Get the Toasteringmug. by OpenTheDoorGetOnTheFloorEverybodyWalkTheDinosaur June 13, 2022
Get the toastermug. by Fifilicious September 28, 2020
Get the Toastermug. Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.
*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*
Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019
Get the Instagram Toastermug. When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.
by Candle Porn June 26, 2017
Get the toaster grilled cheesemug. I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.
As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast
Toaster.
As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast
I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?
by Roddel January 18, 2024
Get the Toastermug. "Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"
by Riskies January 24, 2021
Get the Toaster Dickinmug.