jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.

1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"

by BigBadBad March 22, 2009

Toast Plate

A plate that has been used for food, but isn't so dirty to require washing, so long as you use it for the same kind of meal as it was previously used for.

"Did you just use a dirty plate?"
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Toast babies

Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellarks babies. Katniss is the girl on fire and Peeta is the boy with the bread and together they make toast babies

” they’re gonna make toast babies”

by And so on June 15, 2018

toast boy

Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.

'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'

by Lt Kush July 30, 2017

Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.

He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.

by deathbeater October 11, 2023