Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Skunk Fu!

An Irish animated television series featuring the fables of anthropomorphic animals protecting their valley using martial arts. The show chronicles the adventures of young Skunk, training with his Kung Fu master, Panda, with the support of Rabbit, Fox, Turtle, and others, who directly, or inadvertently, also help Skunk grow

Skunk Fu! is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Lee tong fu

The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.

Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.

by diehardofdeath September 20, 2021

FU

1. An abbreviation for "fuck you"
2. Something that is done entirely to fuck someone over

AI Art is a massive FU to the art industry

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 29, 2024

Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

Nig-Fu

The art of a Nigga who practices martial arts in an attempt to rise to the challenge of life.

"Master Pastor Kusanigger, how do I master the art of Nig-Fu?"

"Get me more fent, and I will tell you..."

by spicmadder August 22, 2024