An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.
You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.
by nou June 6, 2018

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

The act of promoting pro trump propaganda in places that it does not belong to the exasperation of others.
Trumpeter in game chat: Honestly there is so much proof that Biden actually lost the elect-
Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE
Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE
by Youhaveviolatedthelaw February 16, 2021

When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
by scalleywag January 2, 2024

Trumpeting is a form of marketing based solely on hype, and that is unbound from any requirement for telling the truth about the product you are selling.
Charlatan: People are calling me every day, asking "Sir, how can we pre-purchase one of your beautiful condos?" There really has never been anything built like this before. The quality is, like, unbelievable. The Emir -- powerful brilliant man that Emir, and great taste, possibly the best taste of any Emir -- couldn't believe what he was seeing when he saw the plans. "Sir, there is no building like this in the world! This penthouse is worth $50M, but you're only asking $20M. Everybody I know will want in on this deal."
Real Estate Agent: Yeah, he sure is trumpeting the new tower he plans to build in Abu Dhabi. That Emir he speaks of? He's bankrolling the entire project and is paying to license the name. The actual tower design is the same as dozens of other towers around the world, so there's no need to pre-purchase this property. In fact you should wait until the tower is built to buy, since it's quite likely the project will be a boondoggle.
Real Estate Agent: Yeah, he sure is trumpeting the new tower he plans to build in Abu Dhabi. That Emir he speaks of? He's bankrolling the entire project and is paying to license the name. The actual tower design is the same as dozens of other towers around the world, so there's no need to pre-purchase this property. In fact you should wait until the tower is built to buy, since it's quite likely the project will be a boondoggle.
by Frustrated_Driver May 30, 2025

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet
(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.
by EasyEnough September 29, 2022
