Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.
"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."
by Bruce February 01, 2005
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Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.
Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!
by Fietta December 24, 2018
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Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.
I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!
by PsychoDeschain March 07, 2018
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Blush Thumb

A women with a large clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes big even before arousal.
"Ohhh- weee look at that blush thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"
by atm TJ July 31, 2019
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Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.
Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.
by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010
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Thumb Strength

The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
by J. Edward September 18, 2008
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Thumb-spike

When you surprise a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass, with or without lube.
Brian Hayhurt thumb-spiked Meg, then she turned around and de-scrotumized him with her teeth.
by Room 2318 February 10, 2005
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