Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb into a hole. To save your life or just for fun.

The 50 cal exploded and He used the ol' Kentucky Thumb to save the day.

by GN_CLB May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

When one thumb is entered into a woman's vajina instead of a tampon or during intercourse while menstruating. This is all in reference to Kentucky ballistics rn50 accident, stick a thumb in it campaign.

She was bleeding all over the bed so I gave her a Kentucky thumb while we made out

by Shot shooter May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you are hitting it from the back on the red week but the vodka dick hits or you slip out and you don't want blood on your nice white sheets, so you stick a thumb in it to stop the red tide.

"I was having fun with my girl during that time of the month and slipped out so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb."

by Papa Kalash May 20, 2021

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Thumb Strength

The energy required to write a text.

Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.

by J. Edward October 30, 2008

Thumb-spike

When you surprise a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass, with or without lube.

Brian Hayhurt thumb-spiked Meg, then she turned around and de-scrotumized him with her teeth.

by Room 2318 February 9, 2005