A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.
Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.
That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.
I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.
I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
by Letum1984 October 22, 2009
Get the grease squirrelmug. It is a better and funnier word for underscore. It was created by an accident while in class. Now the word just sticks. so when you go to push the dash button, it is now referred to as the under squirrel button.
by Anglez333 December 14, 2011
Get the Under squirrelmug. Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!
She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.
by Rusty69 December 24, 2008
Get the rusty the squirrelmug. When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!
"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"
by T,J, December 27, 2008
Get the squirrel chazmug. by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009
Get the swamp squirrelmug. when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.
-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.
-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009
Get the hair squirrelmug. Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.
by inviolet July 29, 2011
Get the data squirrelmug.