The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.
by el samich dirty January 29, 2023

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.
by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021

Splash is a phrase used by basketball players all over the country. If one could merely exhort "splash" in lieu of a "good shot" or "bang."
*steph curry shoots* " SPLASH "
by Q (from da lab) July 17, 2021

When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed
You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band
by Sbaldy October 13, 2018

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
by safekid420 March 13, 2015

by David Burkins April 11, 2011
