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JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
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Shitter

Someone who’s a completely Dog Shit at gaming and should probably give up on it. A shitter typically thinks he/she is good but is incredibly trash at any game.
Howdy is thee biggest Shitter world wide.
by Izadore November 22, 2021
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Shitter

A shitter is a person that is a disappointment their names typically start with D or S
D- disappointment

S-shitter
-wow that guy is such a shitter whats his name
-Danthony a fucking shitter man
by CompHector⛄️ October 11, 2021
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Shitter

something you call a hot group of boys
Omg there’s a group of shitters on the golf course! Look!
by pussypower July 12, 2021
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Shitters

Used by Hypixel GOD powismPVP as a insult to NOOBS AND SHITTERS
Oh my god these shitters - pow
by mesuteyezilla July 20, 2021
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Shitter

In gacha comunity, a person who has unspeakable luck. Like in a game with a 300 pull pity, getting 2-3 copies of the featured unit in the first 10 pull. Or pulling a char with a single free ticket.
An act of being a shitter is also called: "shittering"
Person1: "Omg, I got her on my first pull. Kek "
Person2: "Shitter!"

alt. "shittering"
- "I shittered the OG Artoria on a recent banner. I still can't believe it!" (Artoria is well kown character from a gacha Fate/Grand Order)
by TheBiggestDegen June 30, 2021
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Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".
John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.
by jhook October 25, 2012
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