A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.
Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"
Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"
Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"
by Any Lurk God June 30, 2017
Get the Puffy teen nipsmug. After recieving head, the man jizzes on his partners nipples (the woman must be pregnant), then she sucks her nipples, drinking her breast milk as well as her partners baby batter.
I met this pregnant bitch at a bar, and gave her the creamy nip drip, her kids gonna be fucked up when its born.
by Ojizzum March 1, 2008
Get the Creamy Nip Dripmug. -Freak out
-Go Crazy
-Feeling after having a night of sweaty sex with Andy Burn's mom
-Take a smash while eating a bowl of cereal naked, while Andy's mom is giving you a BJ
-Go Crazy
-Feeling after having a night of sweaty sex with Andy Burn's mom
-Take a smash while eating a bowl of cereal naked, while Andy's mom is giving you a BJ
"Man, dtop flipin a Nip"
"Dude last night i flipped a nip"
"Step right up, step right up, Flip a Nip for 50 cents, yes she's cheap!"
"Dude last night i flipped a nip"
"Step right up, step right up, Flip a Nip for 50 cents, yes she's cheap!"
by AJ November 24, 2004
Get the Flip a Nipmug. Japanese female or gay male nippopotamus, usually helluvalot of plastic tsunami or fujiyama-mori bras.
GI-Jones: "Gosh, look at that nip-on-jin! Ain't gigantonic?"
GI-Jodan: "That nippopotamus? Sure they are plastics or gaysha-dude."
GI-Jodan: "That nippopotamus? Sure they are plastics or gaysha-dude."
by GoldAndButman August 23, 2011
Get the nip-on-jinmug. Ingrid: Nip-Clip me you fucker.
Paul: (nip nip nip nip nip)
Ingrid: That's it, you'll bruise me for days.
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Paul: So... That was... Interesting.
Ingrid: Yeah when I splurted milk/blood over your face.
Paul: o_o
Paul: (nip nip nip nip nip)
Ingrid: That's it, you'll bruise me for days.
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Paul: So... That was... Interesting.
Ingrid: Yeah when I splurted milk/blood over your face.
Paul: o_o
by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012
Get the Nip-Clipmug. "Damn, those salami nips are yuge!"
"I bet they're so numb you could get a suck and she wouldn't even notice!"
"Is that a dare?"
"You know it."
"I bet they're so numb you could get a suck and she wouldn't even notice!"
"Is that a dare?"
"You know it."
by FigNewton31 March 8, 2017
Get the Salami Nipsmug. Husband: I’m bursting fur a pish! (Eng: I’m in desperate need of a wee).
Wife: Nip yer bobie, I’ll stop the car when a find a toilet (Eng: pinch the end of your penis (to hold it in), I’ll stop the car when I find a toilet).
Wife: Nip yer bobie, I’ll stop the car when a find a toilet (Eng: pinch the end of your penis (to hold it in), I’ll stop the car when I find a toilet).
by Copterboy February 15, 2020
Get the nip yer bobiemug.