When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.
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by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.
by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

by MFa3 August 13, 2025
