So I know everyone hates on NJ, saying it’s too expensive, or smells like shit, but I live in North Jersey, (essex county) and honestly the only place that I can think of that smells like shit is the Meadowlands. We just got the mall, “The American Dream,” and once the retail stores open up, its boutta be real nice.
Also, no one fucking says, “Joisey,”
That probably comes from the massive amount of Italians (LET THE REST OF THE CULTURALS LIIIIVE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ITALIANS IN NEW JERSEY I DONT UNDERSTAND) here. But not everyone is Italian, I’m actually Hispanic.
Okay, so the beaches, I’m gonna say it, are shit. The boardwalks, however, are amazing. Jenkingson is amazing. They have mini golf, an aquarium, the beach, (shocker) shower house, (which is free and you don’t have to pay) and also have a sick ice cream store. I’ve been there countless times and still want to go.
We have South, Central, and North Jersey. I live in the North section.
If you call Taylor ham “pork roll,” fuck off.
Most of the stereotypes aren’t true, (some are, like the green fucking ocean. I don’t understand why the ocean is goddamn green.) but if we say anything online, all states (including fuckin Rhode Island) will come over, so we never have the ability to say anything.
This was pointless to type out. I’m just sad I’m moving out of Fairfield in July. No more Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches 😔.
Also, no one fucking says, “Joisey,”
That probably comes from the massive amount of Italians (LET THE REST OF THE CULTURALS LIIIIVE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ITALIANS IN NEW JERSEY I DONT UNDERSTAND) here. But not everyone is Italian, I’m actually Hispanic.
Okay, so the beaches, I’m gonna say it, are shit. The boardwalks, however, are amazing. Jenkingson is amazing. They have mini golf, an aquarium, the beach, (shocker) shower house, (which is free and you don’t have to pay) and also have a sick ice cream store. I’ve been there countless times and still want to go.
We have South, Central, and North Jersey. I live in the North section.
If you call Taylor ham “pork roll,” fuck off.
Most of the stereotypes aren’t true, (some are, like the green fucking ocean. I don’t understand why the ocean is goddamn green.) but if we say anything online, all states (including fuckin Rhode Island) will come over, so we never have the ability to say anything.
This was pointless to type out. I’m just sad I’m moving out of Fairfield in July. No more Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches 😔.
NJeyan: Yeah New Jersey is kinda nice...
NJeyan #2: Yeah. It’s amazing here. Fall weather is the best.
Any other state: hahahaha u guys smell hahaha ur overpriced hahahaha joisey
NJeyan: ah shit, here we go again...
NJeyan #2: Yeah. It’s amazing here. Fall weather is the best.
Any other state: hahahaha u guys smell hahaha ur overpriced hahahaha joisey
NJeyan: ah shit, here we go again...
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