Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 9, 2021

mud bear

When you shit on your dad after sexual activity’s

“Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do

“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard

by Mud bear man September 19, 2019

Mud Sipper

A Mud Sipper is a real ass G that can sip more lean than anyone.

You niggas aint a Real Mud Sipper I'm on my third cup

by TheMudSipper October 14, 2020

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

Mud Hut

Taking a poop that has the consistency of mud.

“ I’ve gotta go build a mud hut for the poo poo tribe.”

by Peterpumpkineater_69 October 13, 2019

spittin' mud

The occurence that results from a horrible case of Gut Rot. Severe diarrhea that resembles actual mud from the earth which is being spit from the anus.

Gary: Hey Crid, did you do work today?
Crid: No man, I was home all day spittin' mud.

by Markwhiten December 30, 2007