Lad

The opposite of a Chad. when someone is bad at something or not the superior or alpha they are a Lad. Very similar to anerd.

did you see how he missed that basket? such a lad move.

by killllllmeee November 13, 2019

'made a lad'

To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.

Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers

Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

by dandans January 17, 2022

The lads

The lads aka Nich Barron sam horrocks and the leader and alpha Niall mcgowen

Act kool the lads are coming

by O ¯\_(ツ)_/¯o March 30, 2020

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"

Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)

by sookama root ken October 18, 2019