by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018

by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling
random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
by batty boy thick June 12, 2023

by NI G GA R January 15, 2017

by JulesTruly November 4, 2020

Vivi and Em are the perfect couple
by Taina 12305 November 22, 2021
