Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011
Get the Eli Spleanmug. 
“Yo she kinda bad, but she 10– No eli”
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)
by Midnightthinker17 March 23, 2025
Get the No Elimug. A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024
Get the Eli thombsmug. the most sexy, hot, amazing, awesome person ever, commonly referred to as “eli bae”, “sexy hot eli” or just “eli” everyone loves him even though he says lots of slurs
eli is sexy.
by notelise May 21, 2021
Get the elimug. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. When you first meet him you’ll most likely have a crush on him and if your anything like a Gracie he’ll have a crush on you in no time. He’s not afraid to tell you and will be extremely nice to you. Even if he doesn’t like you his is a super nice, funny, athletic, relatable dude, who will literally talk about anything. His hair style is interesting but will most likely let you braid it. Trust me he will get mad especially when you say you don’t like him but just say your sorry and explain it to him and he’ll forgive you and it will be like nothing happened. If you know/ have an Eli in your life never stop being friends with him, you’ll regret it.
BFF- OMG do you like Eli again?
You- idk probably not, maybe
BFF- WHYYYYY? Do you think he’s cute?
You- No but he likes me and he’s really easy to talk to. I swear I don’t like him
BFF- Whatever you say
You- idk probably not, maybe
BFF- WHYYYYY? Do you think he’s cute?
You- No but he likes me and he’s really easy to talk to. I swear I don’t like him
BFF- Whatever you say
by ThatDounutGirl May 22, 2021
Get the Elimug. by your bae that literally wuvs u October 15, 2021
Get the eli kingmug.