Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 11, 2015

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 04, 2016

Dinosaur dong

Big asss dick

Look at tht dinosaur dong shits big

by Stormii_Amanda November 14, 2022

Dong dazzle

This can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb in many instances of extreme "Weiner Happyness"

"Damn Woman, you just Dong Dazzled me!", "Dustin came over last night and freakin Dong Dazzled Me!", "That would make him a Dong Dazzler!"

by Dustbuster22 May 16, 2010

Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 08, 2019

Swan Dong

The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.

Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong

by Larry James August 28, 2023

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017