Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

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Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums

When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes

Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.

by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024

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DEEZ

Deez is short for. these or those, can be used in multiple ways. usually said with pride

"what are deez?" "deez nuts"

by pindow November 21, 2023

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Deez

Ur mom

Person 1: What are you doing?
Giga mega chad: deez.

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Deez

Literally means "these" but can substitute inside of other words for a somewhat funny reaction, does not have any sort of sexual or insulative connotations and is literally just "these"

"Look at Deez chickens"

"oh, my friend Deezlan has deez"

by Deezlan August 2, 2022

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