COVID vaca

When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.

"They were complaining they couldn't get a day off so they took a "COVID vaca".

by Nature nerd January 5, 2021

Covid-bitch

The person you hang out with frequently during the pandemic. If either one of you gets covid, the other one will definitely get it as well.

Person 1: 'Wanna share a cigarette?'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'

by TraumaTranny October 24, 2020

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

Covid-Shaming

The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.

Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!

by Jaimyturnbull January 2, 2021

covid simp

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.

"have you talked to adam recently ?"
"yeah hes being a massive covid simp for genevieve"

by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020

Covid-19

Covid-19, coronavirus, is a virus that started spreading in China late 2019. The virus spreads very fast, and made it to the US in about 3 months. The whole world is lock down because of how contagious this virus actually is. All the schools have been cancelled and everyone is going insane at home. Oh also, everybody bought all of the damn toilet paper.

Covid-19 is causing so much unneeded chaos.

by backhandsprings April 13, 2020

Covid-🦑

When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.

Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.

by Fasters September 21, 2020