canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Biggie Cheese

A rapper from the movie Barnyard that has become a meme from a furry roleplay where they invite over Biggie Cheese, and he walks in and says hey, and proceeds to have a 3some with them

*Bigge Cheese Walks In*
"Hey I'm Biggie Cheese"

by Hanzzz November 29, 2016

Magic Cheese

Noun

1. A type of cheese with magical properties off the scale of mankind, and unable to be comprehended by the meager percentage of our brain that we use. Often resembles Swiss, only in the color of cheddar.
2. The answer to all your lunch, dinner, and snack-time problems.
3. The subject of a question you use in order to answer another question.

1. "I survived a shotgun blast to the head. I think it was the doing of Magic Cheese."
2. "Time for a Magic Cheese sandwich."
3. "Let me answer that question with another question; do you believe in Magic Cheese?"

by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005

todoroni and cheese

an actual fucking nightmare

ururaka: whatcha eating there, deku?
midoriya: todoroni and cheese
ururaka: whats that?
deku: dont fucking ask

by adhesive.tape March 30, 2021

Boob Cheese

The skin, sweat, and biological matterial that accumulates underneath large, unclean breasts

"Paul was having a good time playing with Brittany's tits until he discovered flakes of boob cheese underneath her breasts."

by Mo'lester July 3, 2016

mouth cheese

White build up at the side of your mouth when talking for to long

"omg dude, chris has loads of bad mouth cheese hangin off his lips last night"

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

The cheese tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax

by Naher1 March 28, 2023