Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.
The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).
by arzole January 12, 2010
v.
1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
by YT_BlueFro December 17, 2020
by Smallrod69 July 20, 2020
Wow you have such swamp hair.
by asdfghjkl_names January 08, 2018
by minecraftisgreat February 15, 2023
An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.
by NoMoreLeeches January 11, 2020
by Swamp finger man May 20, 2018