Simon

Not yes or no, in the middle, like diagonal.

Wow, this food is pretty Simon

by Esposo y esposa February 11, 2020

Simon Binglesmart

the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything

guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister

by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Simone

She likes to give head to other people’s boyfriends how cute!!!

Person 1: she seems like a thot
Person 2: her names probably simone

by gloryboyzzzz July 6, 2020

Simon

Evil person

Oh he's a Simon, stay away from him

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

simon

tingggg

can i get a tiki mingggg tingggg in the simon butt hole

by colton david July 11, 2022