Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.
by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020
Get the Swamp Splatmug. It's like having a case of SWAMP ASS on your face: it's the effect of being required to wear a face mask/face covering during the COVID-19 pandemic for a prolonged period of time. The upper lip, cheek and chin area of a person's face becomes uncomfortably warm and saturated with perspiration and moisture from exhalation.
I have to take this damned mask off for a few minutes and wipe my face off because I've got a case of SWAMP LIP.
by Jakey the Snakey October 3, 2020
Get the SWAMP LIPmug. T Thompson says swamp twawt is a slut that hasnt showered in months pussy slimy.and smells like a swamp
by T thompson October 22, 2019
Get the swamp twawtmug. Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
Get the Swamp Gasmug. by KingKevin47 December 14, 2022
Get the swamp dippingmug. An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.
by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020
Get the Swamp Leechmug.