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The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
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Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023
mugGet the never let them know your next movemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Releasemug.

Next go-around

A indefinite way of saying next time if at all
Next go-around I guess I'll work harder.

Dad do you think next go-around we will beat the other team?
by Whiteboyworded July 27, 2016
mugGet the Next go-aroundmug.

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.
Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.
by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025
mugGet the Next Mondaymug.

C U Next Tuesday

An acrostic poem spelling out the rather rude word CUNT. This can be used when talking to a bitch.
"I hate you' said the bitch
"C U Next Tuesday" I replied
by JustTori August 19, 2018
mugGet the C U Next Tuesdaymug.

me next

It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"
Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!
by lovecerisemotion September 27, 2022
mugGet the me nextmug.

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