Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

dijion mustard gas

the chemical reaction of mustard gas and play-doh used to restore the enviroment

it works

i am dropping a dijion mustard gas in 3 2 1

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

mustard gas

Mustard gas is very toxic if you smell this stuff you will die it's made out of C₄H₈Cl₂S.

during the iran war they used mustard gas to damage the enemy.

by War expert November 8, 2022

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.

Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

mustard sauce

When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going

Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night

by Boii2499 June 20, 2016

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025