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to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)
A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.
by michellenya November 12, 2011
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Mars

I couldn't get to Mars.
by Wunka September 25, 2020
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Mars

A total charm who can be a badass at times. If you hurt her, better make up for it or you stay on her bad side for lifetime. Turns her imperfections into motives and goes hard to be at the top. Dont try to manipulate her, she knows it all. If you have her, shes a keeper. If shes your friend, she is the most loyal one you will ever find. Your emotional support too. Got easy roasts if you tryna play with her. Shes sweet and sour. You better want her to spice your life up.
Mars, she was the moment last night, on the side but all eyes on her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
by @leomj November 24, 2021
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Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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23 mars 2007

va te 23 mars le 2007 toi
23 mars 2007
by maysgoat March 22, 2024
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a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool
by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023
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mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.
by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024
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