mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

by magsmen77 January 15, 2016

Dandy Lion

Dandy Lion is someone who is sweet and caring, she would do anything to help anyone and loves everything. She probably loves hugs, food, and animals. She also loves to bring out her childish side and plays with her toys all the time.

“I cant wait for a warm hug from dandy lion!”

by roxydandy October 11, 2021

lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Lion Kinged

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”

Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.

by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021

congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.

"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."

by tnsame April 9, 2015

Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".

I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.

by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016

Lion

means pussy.

the gazelle (Dick) leaped in to the lion (pussy).

by The_Dick_Slayer July 25, 2019