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Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020
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Lion

A puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
Mum, is that a lion? No, Panthera, that's just a puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.
by SillySalleh December 18, 2021
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She-lion

A she-lion is a ferocious creature they resort to the lowest jobs to get money and travel in packs which are called prides. There are typically seasons which she-lions an be targeted for their strange grey aspect in bed.
She is a she-lion in the night and a vixen in the day.
by DzNutzGoteem November 6, 2015
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Lion’s Snout

When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.
I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.
by BluLaura August 3, 2024
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Air Lion

Means to commit multiple air balls.

Based on a NBA 2k created player, who plays for the Las Vegas Hypes team.
We lost the game because he air lioned the freethrows.
by Lebron the King James May 22, 2020
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gagging lion

The act of gagging on a handfull of fire ants while mid orgasm. Usually by surprise.
Marching In decided to give Xol a gagging lion last night, she still hasn't recovered.
by Try,me March 10, 2024
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Lion of the Bayside

A ruler, leader, or guardian without followers, subjects, or purpose; a figure of power presiding over emptiness.

A symbol of majesty in isolation, evoking the paradox of authority where nothing exists to be ruled.

(figurative) Someone or something impressive yet ultimately unused, overlooked, or unnecessary.

Etymology: Coined phrase combining the lion, traditionally the “king of beasts,” with the bayside, symbolizing a place devoid of subjects to rule over.
After the company downsized, he sat in his executive office alone—a true Lion of the Bayside.

The half-finished luxury resort, towering over an empty shoreline, looked like a Lion of the Bayside.

She won the election in a town where no one stayed—her title felt like that of a Lion of the Bayside.

His talent was unmatched, but with no audience to witness it, he was a Lion of the Bayside.

The abandoned stadium stood majestic against the sea, like a Lion of the Bayside.

Power without purpose turns even the mightiest into a Lion of the Bayside.

Watching over empty streets during lockdown, the mayor felt like a Lion of the Bayside.

He trained for years in solitude, roaring into the void like a Lion of the Bayside.
by Barbagann September 2, 2025
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