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The Centrifuge Joke

The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”
The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
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robot jokes

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.
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Resist joke

a joke based off of something sexually attracting or something just sexual "RESIST JOKE"
post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
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Joke cucked

When someone steals your joke
“She took my joke, she joke cucked me!”
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joke mail

When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.
I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.
by Zeek77 December 15, 2008
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non-joke

An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.
A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)
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Ass-Joking

A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic
Are you Ass-Joking yourself?
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