jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.

Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025

Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"

Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.

by Aquaphile June 14, 2017

Jet

If Funny was a person, it’s her. Jet is hilarious. You’ll laugh so hard your hair will fall out. LMFAO Jet. She has big ears and will make you laugh big time. The best friend you will ever have, keep her close and save.

My God Jet, I never laughed so hard

Jet stop! My hair is falling out

This are the ears I love the most, Jet

by Superbaghairdayy November 22, 2021

Belarusian jet pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 4, 2023

Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.

I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.

by Zach Walters February 16, 2024

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019