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Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.
Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
mugGet the Touch Some Grassmug.

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
mugGet the Ass Grass Sandwichmug.

Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.
COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!
by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Cow return grassmug.

million dollar grass

Enough said? If not Million Dolla grass is that fine grass wich is highly illegal to grow cuch as marijuana or Chronic. 1 Kilo sells for a million bucks :P
Hey man you hook me up with that Million dollar grass.
by PAki chan June 4, 2005
mugGet the million dollar grassmug.

Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
mugGet the Go Touch Grassmug.

kneehigh to a grass hopper

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'
by mmmcheese August 29, 2007
mugGet the kneehigh to a grass hoppermug.

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